“This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken. As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin’s death, but on the countless moments of joy and laughter he gave to millions.”

“This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken. As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin’s death, but on the countless moments of joy and laughter he gave to millions.”

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile


Second time posted. Still clearly a Dumb and Dumber reference that has nothing to do with Macklemore.

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

Second time posted. Still clearly a Dumb and Dumber reference that has nothing to do with Macklemore.

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So much potential here…I’m looking at you, Weird Al

So much potential here…I’m looking at you, Weird Al

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averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

Or you just saw Jack Frost on Netflix

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jojopeanut:

ultrafacts:

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MY WORLD MAKES SENSE NOW


HOLY FUCK

jojopeanut:

ultrafacts:

See more facts Here

MY WORLD MAKES SENSE NOW

HOLY FUCK

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I’ve been thinking about something lately.

Imagine this:

You’re on an airplane, sleeping with your head against the window, your heart set on being home this time three hours from now. All of a sudden, something goes very wrong. The plane stops moving across the air and instead starts falling through it. The lights are flickering and the movie is skipping. The plane dips hundreds of feet in seconds, and the yellow cups fall from the ceiling. They’re a brighter shade of yellow than you remember, because unlike the demonstration, these cups have never been handled before. “Flight attendants take your seats now”, you hear, the pilot’s voice trembling over a cacophony of alert tones. You get that smell in the bridge of your nose like you’ve just been hit with a football. That’s what the fear smells like. The plane is going down.

Four more drastic drops in under a minute. People are crying. For all the folklore about how your life flashes before your eyes, you’re remarkably fixed on one vision – your parents. They’re sleeping at this very moment, in a bedroom so quiet they can hear the clock in the kitchen. And you can see them, clear as can be. You wish you could see a playground or a first kiss, but all you can see is your parents sleeping. Huh. Well, that’s that.

Several long minutes go by. Then, all at once, the lights come back on and the plane somehow rights itself. Some people cheer, but most people cry harder. The plane lands about an hour later, and as soon as you feel that touch down – hell, even when you were within 50 feet of the ground and could still technically survive a fall – you realize that however you brokered the deal between you and God worked; you’ve just been granted life in overtime.

Here’s the question: what do you change? Whom do you call that you haven’t spoken to in years? Whom do you realize has been toxic to your heart and drop with surprising ease? What trips do you cancel, and what trips do you book? What can’t you be bothered with anymore? What’s the new you like?

Think about that, and then ask one more question. Why not just change it all right now?

— John Mayer (via contrafuckingband)

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magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile


Or clearly a Dumb and Dumber reference…

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

Or clearly a Dumb and Dumber reference…

(via ruinedchildhood)

Someone with skills please turn this into a Maury skit

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look at the way he looks at her
look at the way he smiles
isn't that the look of love?

Isn’t one of those guys a scheming backstabber?

(via ruinedchildhood)

John Mulaney joke. Nice.

John Mulaney joke. Nice.

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